Thrift-shop action
Stylish action for the unwashed. We may not have the expansive (and expensive!) movesets of a DMC or Bayonetta but GODDAMN do we bring the particles…
Microgue-(ultra)lite
Who needs character progression when you can have random shit thrown at you to make each run vaguely different from the last!
Works in Progress
About Quartermunchers
Solo Dev
Quartermunchers gets to crunch all it wants- or as much as the family will let it- and it never has to fire anybody!
Philosophy
Marxist- vulgar, naturally- with a taste for cognitive dissonance.
Facilities
We could tell you about them, but then we’d have to kill ourself.
Who We Are
We are the kind of asshole who uses a collective pronoun when anybody who can read knows full well that we’re talking about one person.
Our Vision
We used to be far-sighted when we were a kid but age-related macular degeneration has been taking a toll on us.
Our Mission
Change the world and bring down late capitalism one (slightly lewd) action game at a time.